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PostSubject: Random Things That Happen Chapter 13   Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:26 pm

WARNING: Wizard in Training!!! Part 2

Andrew: * mumbles a little annoyed in his still female form*

Jacki: * walks up dragging Megan by her shirt* Fix him! I've been listening to him crying for three days now.

Megan: * fixes her shirt and huffs* Fine I'll fix him...erm well try ^.^

Andrew: O.O no really Jacki I am fine!!!!

Megan: Whats the worst that can happen?...well minus the fact that you can be stuck as a woman or be stuck in between genders. Or have no gender at all ^.^

Andrew: O.O nooo

Jacki: She fixing it and that's final * blinks at Megan*

Andrew: o.O

Megan: * is half inside her 4-ever bag trying to find a bottle of potion* Found it!! * slides out of the bag and holds a blue greenish potion* Ready?

Andrew: O.O NO NO NO

Megan: Too late!* splash some of the potion on him*

Andrew: GAHHHH * coughs while being covered in smoke*

Megan: I hope this works >.>

Jacki: You think???

Andrew: * coughs more and waves off the smoke* o.o YES I AM A MAN!!!!! *hiccups and changed back to a girl* DANG IT!!!

Megan: Ohhh it looks like when you hiccups you change between genders... Whelp ^.^ this the best I can do bye! * vanishes in a poof of smoke*

Jacki:* blinks* oh well

Andrew: * hiccups three times changing him into a guy then to a girl then to a guy again* OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO






DAY AT SCHOOL!!!! MATH TIME!!


Sammie:*mumbles while walking into math class* O.O no!

Aron: * smirks and waves at her*

Sammie: OH please just shoot me now!!!!

Teacher: Ms...* looks at the list of names* Valenti? Is it?

Sammie: * hits her head on the books she is carrying* yes

Teacher: Please sit down so we can start class. You can sit next to Aron.

Sammie: OH GOD NO!!!!!

Aron: > : D

Sammie: T^T ok * sits next to him and puts her head down on the books*

Teacher: Now class we are learning about algebra today.

Aron: * pokes her in the side with his pencil*

Sammie: Knock it off Aron

Aron: Make me....* pokes her again*

Sammie:* twitches* knock it off!

Teacher: Ms.Valenti! Aron! Is that a problem?

Aron: No sir ^.^

Sammie:*death glares at him*

Teacher: OK then * turns and looks at the chalk board*

Aron: * pokes her in the side hard this time*

Sammie: DAMN IT ARON KNOCK IT OFF!!!!

Teacher: MS.VALENTI!

Sammie: what! oh oops ^.^

Teacher: I am sure that was an accident and slipped out if I am corrected?

Sammie: Yes sir * glares at Aron*

Aron: * has an innocent face going on*

Teacher: Well then * turns back to the chalk board*

Sammie: * knocks her pencil off the desk and rolls under Aron's desk*

Aron: haha What now dweeb?

Sammie : * lends over and reaches for her pencil and looks at his shoes with an evil grin*

Teacher: Ms.Valenti What are you doing?

Sammie: * sits up quickly* sorry sir my pencil kinda rolled off my desk and under his desk ^.^

Teacher: ok then make sure it doesn't happen again.

Sammie: *nods quickly*

* 40 minutes go bye and the bell goes off*

Teacher: Alright kids make sure you have your homework done for tomorrow dismissed.

Sammie: * gets up and grabs her stuff*

Aron: * laughs at her* You going to let me copy off you? * stands up and tries to take a step but falls on his face* @_@

Sammie:* laughs at him* As if. And word to the wise... Don't leave your shoe laces untied * leaves the room*

Aron: *looks at his shoe laces tied together* I AM GOING TO GET YOU SAMMIE!!! JUST YOU WAIT!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!!!!




WITCH SCHOOL!!! LEARNING IS HARD.FAILING IS EASY!!!!


Megan: I AM LATE I AM LATE I AM LATE!!! * running to her class and slides pass the door taken out three other students* o.o oops sorry

Student 1: @_@

Student 2: * is now stuck in her locker*

Student 3: * some how went flying and landed into a garbage can*

Megan: ^.^ * darts off and slides into the class room*

Teacher Help: SAFE!!!! WITH 3 SECONDS TO SPARE!!!!!

Megan: WOOT!!!

Teacher: SILENCE

Both: O.O MEEP!!!

Megan: * dives into her desk right as the bell rings* ^.^

Teacher: * twitches* Ok class we are going to have a pop quiz. See who change their partner into a dragon, let go outside while doing so every one partner up by Alphabetic order.

Everyone: OH COME ON!

* 5 minutes later* *outside*

Teacher: ALRIGHT LETS GET THIS DONE!!!


*20 MINUTES LATER*

Teacher: Eva and Megan! Come up and get this done!

Eva: Lovely! Try and not to ruin my shirt will yeah?

Megan: ^.^ OK * mumbles something and changes her into a.....bunny rabbit* O.O oops ^.^ hehehe

Eva: *blinks and hops around*

Megan: * coughs*

Teacher: * smacks herself in the face* Oh coarse instead of mean and evil you do soft and cute.

Megan: ^.^ maybe next time ask for a bunny and I might do a dragon.






BOSS + ZOMBIE ROOMMATES+ ZOMBIE NEIGHBOR= TROUBLE!!!!!


Whitney: * completely freaking out* OMG WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!!!!!!

Jason: * has an apron on and dusting the living room while picking up pop cans* What is wrong??

Whitney: My boss is coming over and HOW AM I GOING TO * turns around and looks at him* o.O why are you wearing an apron and where the heck did you get it????

Jason: -.- it was hanging in the kitchen and why are you soo worried about your boss coming over??

Whitney: * points in different directions while talking* I WORK FOR A ZOMBIE REPEL COMPANY AND I HAVE TWO ZOMBIES LIVING IN MY HOUSE AND I HAVE A ZOMBIE NEIGHBOR! HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO HIM!!! Iam sooo going to get fired!!!


Sammie: * walks in the door from school* Aron I can't believe you said that to her! No wonder people think your odd!

Aron: * follows behind her and shuts the door* OH! How am I going to explain to some one that I am a zombie?? Just walk around with a glazed look on my face saying" BRAINNZZZZ" the rip her shirt off??? * evil grin*

Sammie: * walks into the living room after taking her shoes off* Do that and Jason will kill * looks at the freaked out Whitney* O.o

Aron: HEY HE ISN'T MY ..o.O What's wrong with her???

Jason: * shakes Whitney* She is freaking out that her boss is going to fire her because she has zombies in her house.

Sammie: O.O NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO MOVE BACK TO MY FAMILY HOUSE!!!!! * death squeezes Aron*

Aron: DX can't breath!!!!!

Jason: Do we look like zombies??

Whitney: *blinks* actually no you don't ^.^

Jason: -.- I'll finish cleaning and you cook..

Whitney: ^.^ YAY!!! >> * points at Sammie and Aron* YOU TWO CLEAN UP AND DRESS NICE!!!

Both: BUT

Jason: NO BUT NOW!

Both: o.o

* 30 MINUTES LATER!!!!*

Whitney: * still freaking out* o.o I am screwed

Jason: * bops her in the back of her head*

Whitney: @_@ hehehehe

* Door Bell rings*

Whitney: O.O

Jason: Well are you going to get it??

Whitney: O.O my...legs....won't....move.......

Jason: -.- * opens the door*

BOSS: Hello ...erm DO I have the house right now?

Jason: ^.^ Of coarse. Come in.

BOSS: * walks and looks around* I see you have a nice house. Rent or Bought?

Whitney: o.o Well sir it's kinda bought but kinda rented too...

BOSS: SO rented?

Whitney: T~T yes sir.

BOSS: I see.. And * looks towards Sammie and Aron* Who may these two be?

Sammie: I am her sister ^.^ * jabs Aron in the arm* >.> He my boyfriend.

Aron: I AM ack! * gets elbowed in the ribs mumbles awhile rubbing it*

Jason: x.x

BOSS: * turns around* And this man?

Jason: ^.^ Well I am erm...uh...

Sammie: HE'S ENGAGED TO MY SISTER!

Whitney: HE'S WHAT!?!?

Jason: I AM WHAT!?!?!

Whitney: X.x * mumbles" I am screwed now"*

BOSS: Oh really??

Whitney: ^.^ uh sure?

BOSS: HM.....

* 1 hour late* *skipping dinner scene....because I no ideas and running on little thoughts ^.^*

BOSS: Well thank for dinner but I must leave now.

Jason: Oh?So soon?

BOSS: Yes. I heard rumors that there is zombies in this area and I wanted see if its true...* sniffs the air* Why does it smell like a zombie in here?

Whitney: O.O * frozen from panic*

Jason: o.o well there is a dead bird in the fireplace or maybe it's the rat that died a week ago.

BOSS: Well then.I'll be on my way.

Whitney: O.O I'll walk you to the door sir* Quickly darts up and walks him to the door*

BOSS: Now my dear I expect the full report on the new produces this Monday. OH Whitney?

Whitney: * opening the door* Y..y...yes sir o.o

BOSS: If you are trying to pass off a zombie as a lover please make they wash up and such.

Whitney: T~T Yes sir.




LOST IN A GAME. PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT!!!


A lone gun woman is running through a hellish streets not knowing where she is going and most likely lost as hell. Never the less she keeps running hoping to find the end to the horrific nightmare that she was thrown into. Knowing she'll never see her friends or family ever again. She come to end of the alleyway and slams herself against the wall. Drawing out her gun and gets ready for anything.


Woman: *can't catch her breath* x.x Dang it all should have stretched out....before running * coughs*

*sound of an garbage can being knocks over*

Woman: O.O * eyes darts everywhere* ~.~ whew.. just a cat * clears her throat and shifty eyes* Well then * spots a car* SWEET ...Well pray there are keys in it * Leans forward and takes a step out then something catches her eye* Oh shiny! * kneels down to pick it up* Nice a key...for...something........-.-''

???: *zombish moan*

Woman: O.O * looks up* uh...oh

Zombie:BOO!

Woman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Zombie: GAH! Shut up will ya?

Woman: DAMN IT ANDREW!!!! * smacks him on the head* WHAT THE HELL WAS YOU THINKING !!! I COULD HAVE KILLED YOU!!

Andrew: HAHAHAHA Jeez Whitney I just spotted you over there.* points at the broken down bus* And I would come over and give you some help.

Whitney: *mumbles* Lets just get out of here before I end up looking like you!

Andrew: OH HAR HAR HAR!!!

Whitney: * walks over to the car and opens the door* SWEET! * looks in a see no car keys* DAMN IT!!!! wait! THE KEY * Holds up the key like it's the holy grail* MAYBE!!!

Andrew: That a key to the police station you know?

Whitney: * slowly turns her head at him* You.....are...joking.....right??

Andrew: ^.^ nope

Whitney: * sulking on the ground* ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET OUT OF HERE!!!! I have no need to go to the bloody station!!!

Andrew: Well I guess you have to now....

Whitney: * stands up * FINE!!!! Lets go to the blasted place then get the heck out of here!!!!


* THREE HOURS AND MANY ZOMBIES,MONSTERS AND PUZZLES LATER*

Whitney: @_@ please... I just want to go home!!!!!

Andrew: Yeah yeah yeah * messes around with the computer they found*

Whitney: * blinks* o.O What are you doing

Andrew: I don't know maybe will just us answers.

Whitney: *mumbles along the lines of" you're going to get us killed"*

Andrew: What was that* hits a button on the computer*

Computer: Self-Destruction has been activated! 3 minutes to total destruction.

Both: O.O *both look at each other then darts off* AHHHHHHH!!!!!

* 3 minutes later*

Whitney: WE'RE GOING TO DIE WE'RE GOING TO DIE WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!

Andrew: * open a window grabs her then flings her out of the window*

Whitney: AHHHHHHHHH

Andrew: * jumps out after her then looks at her* Whitney?

Whitney: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Andrew: Whitney??

Whitney: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Andrew: WHITNEY!!!!!!

Whitney: O.O *notice she is on the ground and coughs and shifty eyes* I knew that

Andrew: Sureeeeee

Whitney: * death glare then blinks when she hears the build starting to blow up* O.O I think we should run...

Andrew: * looks at her* You think?

Both: *darts off screaming*

*building blows up completely*

Both: AHHHH * jumps and crashes into something solid*


Jacki: * twitches while sitting on the couch* -.-'' You two are in trouble if there is a hole in that wall!

Both: * plastered against the wall*

T.V.: YOU ARE DEAD!

Whitney: Damn it....I forgot to save before the computer scene

Andrew: x.x I hate...you....








WELCOME HOME MR.GHOST!!!!!



Whitney: * past out on the couch* ZZZzzzzZZz

Sammie: * plays a video game* DIEEEE DIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

*LOUD CRASHING SOUND AND SOMEONE YELLING LOUDLY*

Whitney: O.O

Sammie: o.o what ever that was it was not my doing

* A rather embarrassed Jason in a towel walks down the stairs, across the living room and into his room*

Whitney: * blinks* Am I dreaming or that just happened???

Sammie: * blinks twice* I think that just happened but I am..not sure..

???: WHEN THE HELL DID YOU TWO GIRLS BROUGHT BOYS HOME!

Both: -.- he's back

???: WELL?!?!?!?!

Whitney: Welcome home Ghost.

Ghost: THAT'S MR.GHOST TO YOU!!!!

Sammie: How was your vacation??

Ghost: gloomy and scarey just how I like it. Have you been taking care of my house?

Whitney: You know dang well I bought this house and lucky I haven't sent you packing!

Ghost: And you know dang well I wouldn't leave!

Sammie: -.- at least he came back home after your boss left.

Ghost: OOOOOOO Did you get in trouble!!!

Jason: * comes out of his bed room in blue jeans* WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THAT THING!

Whitney: Mr.Ghost? I thought I did?

Jason: No you didn't!! LET ALONE FORGETTING ABOUT TELLING ME ABOUT HIM POPPING UP IN THE SHOWER!!!

Sammie: -.- yea he does that...... a lot...

Ghost: WHAT! >.> I can't help it! I did die in my prime * puts him fist to his chest*

Whitney: -.- prime of idiocy!

Ghost: THAT'S IT! NO SLEEP FOR YOU TONIGHT!!!!

Whitney: DO IT! And I'll exorcist you

Ghost: O.O I AM GOOD!!!

Jason: * mumbles*


MOTHERS AND NINJAS DON'T MIX WELL!!


BlackShadow: * slowly walking around the house trying to find a door or window that is left unlock*

Jacki: * walks into the house* Hey? Is someone home?

Ghost: * pops up out of nowhere* ^.^ Hello!

Jacki: -.- Oh lovely it's you

Ghost: Ahhh Are you sad I didn't move in with you?

Jacki: Beyond me why they let you stay.

BlackShadow: * darts in through the door then darts into the kitchen*

Ghost: * looks past her then blinks* hmmm

Jacki: What hmm.. * turns around and notice the door a little open*

Ghost: Looks like you let in someone * vanishes*

Jacki: o.O *blinks*

*In the kitchen*

BlackShadow: * shifty eyes and stalks around the room trying to find a place to hide*

Ghost: * pops up out of no where again* WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?!?!

BlackShadow: O.O * freaks out and swing a....loaf of bread at him*

Ghost:*twitches at him* HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF A GHOST YOU KNOW OOooooOOOooOOooO

BlackShadow: * blinks and pokes the ghost* o.o

Jacki: * walks into the kitchen and blinks* o.O

BlackShadow: O.O * shifty eyes and tries to make a mad dash out of the kitchen but gets stop*

Jacki:* Grabs him by his leg* OH no you don't * Grabs the nearest thing and drags him back*

BlackShadow: * trying to grip something and freaks out*


*20 MINUTES LATER!!*

Jason: * walks in carrying a few bags* See a day outside and you are better.

Whitney: * looks at him* You know some times I think you was meant to be a girl.

Jason: -.- Oh and sitting around playing video games and drinking pop a lot is manly enough???

Whitney: Never said that.

Jason: * hands her the bags* Well then you take them to the kitchen Missy if you think I was meant to be a girl.

Whitney: -.- I hate you * walks into the kitchen* o.O uh...Jacki??

Jacki: * blinks while looking up* Yes?

Whitney: What are you doing here...and Why are you holding that frying pan?

Jacki: ^.^ Came over to get it back after you borrowed it.

Whitney: o.O and Why is there a death ninja on my floor??

Jason: * in the living room* A DEAD WHAT!?!?!?!

Whitney: A dead ninja

Jason:*darts in and twitches* I CLEANED THIS YESTERDAY!!!

* Kitchen completely destroyed up*

Ghost: * sitting on the table laughing so hard* OMG YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER!!!

BlackShadow: @_@ * seeing star from being hit on the head one too many times from the frying pan*

Jacki: >.> What can I say...

BlackShadow: * blinks and jumps up points dramatically at everyone then vanishes*

Jacki: o.o

Ghost: *still laughing like an idiot*

Jason: * is freaking out about the whole mess in the kitchen*

Whitney: *stands there like something eat her brain......again*
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