Random Things That Happen Chapter 22

Zombie vs Vampire vs Hidden Secret!


Vampire: * sits in a tree starring out into the darkness waiting for his next meal*

Zombie: * sluggishly walks down the street*

Vampire: * gets ready to pounces and glares at the slow moving person*

Zombie: * stops in his spot then looks around the area and lets out a low moan*

Vampire: * Launches from his spot and tackles the person and hisses*

Zombie: * groans and digs nails into the attacker's shoulder*

Vampire : * smacks away the arm and growls lowly at him*

Zombie: * moans low and trying grabbing the attacker again then grabs the vampire's hair with a nasty tug*

Vampire: * hisses loudly and tries prying off the dead man's hand*

Zombie:* growls and launches at the neck of the vampires*

Vampire: * quickly pushes the dead man down and growls at him*

Zombie: * groans then blinks* O.O HAMMER!!!

Vampire: * turns around only to get hit with something then flies off of the zombie and lands on hard wood floor* @.@

Jason: I JUST CLEAN THIS ROOM YOU TWO!!!

Whitney: OH come on Jason I was proving a point to Sammie!!

Jason: By using Aron and Cesar? What point would that be?

Sammie: That it would be a stalemate between them two if they ever fought each other.

Cesar: @_@ * on the ground from getting hit in the head with a pillow*

Aron: * twitches because his head was bashed against the arm rest a little too hard*

Jason: I swear you two girls cause more trouble when there is no power in the house!!!

Whitney: We have to entertain ourselves some how!

Sammie:* points Cesar with a stick*

Cesar: * twitches*



SPRING TIME


Jason: *Cleaning the house * hm...

Whitney: * readings a story while stretched out on the couch* hm?

Jason: * taps the temperature gauge* This must be wrong.

Whitney: * blinks putting the book down* How so? That thing hasn't been wrong in years.

Jason: * pokes at it* It's saying it's 81 out but the news said it was only suppose be in the 60's.

Whitney: * blinks opens the door to the back yard * O.O * darts off *

Jason: * blinks*

Sammie: * walks in dragging a bag full off books* Last time I promise to bring homework back to those two sick idiots!!! Didn't think they could get sick! O.O * blinks after something darts pass her*

Jason: *blinks more*

Sammie:........... OH god! It's...spring fever!!! * tries to dart off but only gets drags back in the room* NOOOOOO!!!

Whitney: * holds up a mop and broom*

Jason: o.o is she ok???

Sammie: T^T She's got spring fever so the house is going to be flipped around.

* 5 hours later*
*House completely moves around*

Jason: @_@

Sammie: * whimpers*

Aron: * got woken up while his room was flipped around*

Cesar: * still passed out in his room*

Whitney: * dances around sweeping up the fur the been collecting under the couch over the winter season*



CIRCLE OF IDIOTS!!


Whitney: * sitting on the floor reading*

Puma: * walks by and rubs against her knee* Meow?

Whitney: * not paying attention*

Sammie: * flipping through the channels*

Jason: * walks in and blinks* You two are lazy as lions!

TV: * starts playing music*

Sammie: * blinks then burst into laughter*

Whitney: * quickly grabs puma and holds him under his armpits then holds him over her head while standing up*

Jason: * blinks*

Sammie: Don't worry! * laughs* She's having a Disney moment again

Whitney: * keeps holding puma up*

Puma:* acting like it's nothing new*

Jason: Cats should not be that calm!!!




FIRST DAY OF WORK!!!



Andrew: *walks out in normal everyday clothes on* OFF TO WORK!!!

Jacki: * blinks* Ah Andrew?

Andrew: NO TIME LOVE!!! See you later!! * darts out of the house*

Jacki: * blink blink*


*20 minutes later*

Andrew: * whistles while walking*

* starts to thunder*

Andrew: o.o

*starts raining like crazy*

Andrew; -.- why me!!! * runs then slides under a tree* ^.^ he he!

* Stops raining and is sunny out*

Andrew: hmp!!! * walks off down the side walk*

*winds starts to pick up*

Andrew: O.O * flies off into the air* WEEEE!!!!! *then slams into a tree* ouch!!!

* Wind dies down*

Andrew: * slides down the tree* grrrrrrrrr * gets up then starts walking again*

* begins to snow and sleet*

Andrew: REALLY NOW?!?!?!?!?! * slips on ice then slides into the rotating door and flies out then slides to a stop* @_@

Receptionist: Can I help you??

Andrew: @_@ Here for my first day .....

Receptionist: Oh yeah.. Wasn't you suppose to be here tomorrow??

Andrew: TT~TT




BACK SEAT DRIVER!!!


Jason: * driving*

Whitney: * humming to the music*

Jason: o.O

* Random person pulls out in front of them with out warning*

Whitney: * does the "I will strangle you " move* YOU COMPLETE IDIOT!!! EVER HEARD OF TURN SINGLES?!?! OR MAYBE WAITING FOR YOUR FREAKING TURN!!!!

Jason: Feel better?

Whitney: ^.^ Why yes I do!!!




SCHOOL TIME!!!!


Sammie: * face plants into her desk*

* Loud crashing sound echos in the hallway*

Sammie: o.O

Megan: * darts in then slides to her desk and sits*

Aron: * holds up a sign saying 10*

Cesar: * half awake with his head on the desk holding up a 9.2*

Megan: Damn so close. So what you going to give me?

Sammie: * holds up a 9.9*

Megan: * throws her arms up in the air* WOOT!!

Teacher: SILENCE!!!!

Megan: EEP!!




PUMA VS JASON!!!


Jason:* cleaning the bathroom mirror leaving the sink door open*

Puma: * walks into the bathroom and stares at the open sink cabinet*

Jason: * not even paying attention*

Puma: * walks into the cabinet*

Jason: * closes the cabinet not noticing Puma in there* There! * walks out of the bathroom*

Puma: o.O meow??

*2 hours later*

Whitney: Jason?

Jason: * sitting on the couch* Hm?

Whitney: Have you seen Puma??

Jason: * looks up at her* uh? Puma...No last time I saw him he was following me to the bath..r...o...o...m....

Whitney: * raises an eyebrow*

Jason: * jumps up and darts upstairs then into the bathroom then opens the cabinet door*

Puma: * darts out dragging a roll of shredded toilet paper behind him*




FLOWER CAT!!!!!


Megan: * sitting outside working on the flower garden*

???: * slowly sneaks up on her*

Megan: * blinks a little then shrugs*

???: * wags butt in air then leaps in the air*

Megan: * moves slightly to the left and feels something leap over her Shoulder* O.O

???: * lands in some mud* >_<

Megan: o.o Snarficus!

Snarficus: * growling a bit then walks out of the mud leaving tracks where he walks*

Megan: DON'T YOU DARE GO INTO THE HOUSE ALL MUDDY!!!!