Random Things That Happen Chapter 1

MESS WITH TIGER GIRL YOU GET.. A BOOK LODGE IN YOUR HEAD????

Jacki: *reading a book*

*flash of red runs by*

Jacki:*twitches*

*flash of blue runs by*

Jacki:* growls*

*flash of gray bounces around the room*

Jacki:* stress bubble*

Andrew:*walks in whistling*

Jacki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* throws a book at him*

Andrew: *hit the ground with a bump on his head* @_@

Jacki: @#*%@$$@#$#$


NEVER SNEAK UP ON A NEKO

Whitney:*curls up on the floor sleeping*

*floor creeks*

Whitney:*ears perk up*

*floor creeks again*

Whitney:*opens one eye*

*floor creeks again*

Whitney: mew?

???: I GOT YOU

Whitney: O.O

???: *flies over her and though the window*

Whitney:* blinks then shrugs*

*outside*

???:@_@

Andrew:* humming then stop* erm...spaz?

Darren: @_@ uh?

Andrew: over shot the jump?

Darren: yep



WATCHING MOVIES IS DEADLY

Andrew:*staring at the t.v.*

Whitney:*laying on the ground*

Andrew: move your tail

Whitney: no * tail twitches in front of him*

Andrew: yes

Whitney: no

Andrew: I'll bite it

Whitney: no

Andrew: *grabs it and bites*

Whitney:
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*jumps up and claws at his face while hissing*

Andrew: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jacki: *come out with a hose and sprays them*

Whitney: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew: OMG IT'S FREEZING

Jacki: then stop

*gray flash going past her and tackles Andrew*

Andrew: ahhhhhhhhhhh* hits the ground with a thud*

Whitney:*giggles*

Andrew: @_@

NEVER TAKE HYPER KIDS TO THE MALL

Jacki: ok least stay together

*everyone just nods*

*walks into the mall and see flashes everywhere leaving Jacki and Andrew alone*

Jacki: -.-''''

Andrew: *laughs*

Jacki: time to round up the kids

Andrew:*rolls his eyes*

*see a red flash run by*

Jacki: well that is Neko

*watches a gray flash bouncy all around the mall*

Jacki and Andrew: and there is spaz -.-''''

*sets up traps*

Jacki: wait for it...NOW

*Andrew throws a net over Whitney*

Jacki: GOTCHA

*three hours later*

Whitney: T^T I am Tiredddd

Andrew: there he is

*Gray flash playing DDR*

all of us: O.o

* Jacki puts Darren in a straight jacket and drags him off*


THEY NEED TO STOP WATCHING THAT SHOW


Andrew: *puts his hand together* ready?

Darren:* does the same* oh yea

*starts playing patty cake*

Both of them: PATTY CAKE PATTY CAKE

Whitney:* sitting next to them trying to write an report while twitching*